Manifesto of the Ideal Citizen

We live in troubled times. Our economy is stagnant, our communities are riddled with crime, and our people are suffering. But what is the root of all this suffering? What is the cause of our collective malaise? It’s simple, my friends: laziness.

Yes, I said it. Laziness is the cause of poverty in our great nation. You see, there are those among us who refuse to work hard, who refuse to put in the effort necessary to succeed. They want everything handed to them on a silver platter. They want welfare, they want handouts, they want the government to take care of them.

But I say no more! It’s time for us to stand up and take responsibility for our own lives. It’s time for us to work hard and earn our way to success. Those who refuse to do so should not be rewarded with government handouts. No, they should be left to suffer the consequences of their laziness.

We must rid ourselves of the mentality that someone owes us something, that we are entitled to success without putting in the effort. That is simply not the American way. We must embrace hard work, determination, and perseverance. Only then can we truly achieve greatness.

So, my friends, let us cast off the chains of laziness and rise up to greatness. Let us work hard and earn our success, rather than relying on others to do it for us. Together, we can make America great again. Thank you, and God bless.